- 1 My Weekend Project That Saved My Corn Farm
- 2 Why Generic Weather Apps Are Lying to You
- 3 My Exact Shopping List (Amazon Links Included)
- 4 Day 1: Snacks, Popsicles & Wiring Magic
- 5 Code? Copy-Paste. No Keyboard Super-Powers required.
- 6 How I Read My Own Data Without Losing My Mind
- 7 Real Wins (Spoiler: They’re Bigger Than Numbers)
- 8 Jules’ Top Questions from Other Kids… I Mean Farmers
- 9 Steal My Setup, Spread the Word
My Weekend Project That Saved My Corn Farm
Last spring, I kissed $11,000 goodbye.
A single late frost turned my baby corn into black mush. Weather app said it’d stay above 40°F. My field dropped to 29°F.
Sound familiar?
That Tuesday morning, while my neighbor Glenn hammered together a fresh chicken coop, I ordered parts on my phone. One Saturday later, standing in overalls, I’d built a 24-7 weather station for $127.41.
It wasn’t pretty. A white PVC pipe stuck out of my garden like a dorky periscope. But six weeks later, during the next cold snap, my phone buzzed at 3 a.m. I lit the smudge pots, saved 80 acres.
Why Generic Weather Apps Are Lying to You
Weather apps are like fast food. Convenient, cheap… and usually wrong for your specific field.
Your land has micro-climates. A dip in elevation here, a pond there—makes all the difference. The local forecast comes from a station 14 miles away at the airport. Not the same planet, basically.
The sticker shock:
- Professional AgWeather station? $4,800 (plus $39/month subscription)
- Mid-grade corporate setup? $900 (still missing soil sensors)
- My hacked-together Linux magic? $127 (total, forever)
My Exact Shopping List (Amazon Links Included)
I kept my receipt. Here’s what actually showed up:
- Raspberry Pi Zero W – $15.00 from official store
- DHT22 temp/humidity sensor – $7.80 (two-pack, keep a spare)
- BMP280 barometer – $5.99 (I used this for storm alerts)
- Rain gauge – $12.50 (tip: buy the kids’ science kit version, identical)
- DIY anemometer – $19.99 (or you can build from plastic spoons)
- Soil probe – $6.87
- Pelican knock-off case – $22.00 (waterproof for pond rows)
- 12 V solar panel kit – $35.05
- Random bolts, cable glands, heat-shrink: $7.21
Grand total: $127.41. Bank of Dad card stamp included.
Day 1: Snacks, Popsicles & Wiring Magic
My 11-year-old Jules and I tackled this on a Saturday. Split infinitives in tech guides drive me nuts, so here’s dead-simple English:
12:34 p.m.—Unbox Pi. Slap a 16 GB micro-SD card in. Download Raspberry Pi Imager, pick “Raspberry Pi OS Lite” (no desktop = zero bloat).
12:57 p.m.—Slid the SD in. First boot took 26 seconds. My kid yelled, “It blinked green!” Good sign.
1:10 p.m.—Plugged Pi into my router with a $2 ethernet cable. Ran updates. Text flying down the screen = instant hacker vibes.
1:30 p.m.—Mount sensors. We did:
- Temp + humidity under my east-facing shed overhang (shade = accurate)
- Anemometer on a 10-foot PVC pipe strapped with zip ties to a fence post
- Rain gauge at ground level, 3 ft clear all any direction (Google drawing helped)
- Soil probe jammed 6 in deep beside a corn row; data tips to my phone every 10 min
Lunch break. PB&J. Jules plugged the stormtrooper box with a blue popsicle in hand. Felt like NASA, except cheaper.
Code? Copy-Paste. No Keyboard Super-Powers required.
I’m a sour-dough-kneading farmer, not a programmer. This tiny script is all I needed:
import Adafruit_DHT, sqlite3, time
# every 10 min run this
conn = sqlite3.connect('/home/pi/farm.db')
c = conn.cursor()
c.execute('''CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS w
(t TIMESTAMP, temp REAL, hum REAL, soil REAL)''')
hum, temp = Adafruit_DHT.read_retry(22, 4) # DHT22 on GPIO4
soil = read_soil_moisture() # custom tiny function
c.execute("INSERT INTO w VALUES (datetime('now'),?,?,?)", (temp, hum, soil))
conn.commit()
Saved it as weather.py. Ran crontab -e and added:
*/10 * * * * /usr/bin/python3 /home/pi/weather.py >> /home/pi/log.txt
Boom. Automatic data every 10 minutes. If you can set an iPhone alarm, you can do this.
How I Read My Own Data Without Losing My Mind
I hate spreadsheets. Instead I eye-balled Grafana’s free dashboard on a spare laptop. Took 15 minutes.
- Blue line = soil moisture. Drop hit 20% yesterday? I scheduled irrigation.
- Green = humidity. At 88 % last night at 39°F = frost alert = I lit smudge.
- Yellow = wind. Gust over 25 mph? Shut the pivot off to protect young plants.
My phone pings via Pushbullet now: “Soil hitting 25 %, dude.”
Real Wins (Spoiler: They’re Bigger Than Numbers)
Water bill last July: $823. This July: $519. My wife thought I’d quit showering.
I caught a frost warning at 3:07 a.m. on May 12th; lit two smudge pots, saved two entire rows of soy. A neighbor lost 30 % of his same variety. Video clip of my thermometer near 32°F became a group-warning with farm families in three counties. Feels good.
On yield? Tough to pin numbers exactly, but my corn was 14 % drier at harvest, dock less at elevator. Paid for the whole kit in 6 days.
Jules’ Top Questions from Other Kids… I Mean Farmers
- “Wi-Fi stinks at my north fence. Lifesaver?”
- Add a Wi-Fi extender ($26) or switch to a $8 LoRa module. Range clobbers home routers.
- “Ew, command line?”
- Okay, there are ultra-simple GUI tools now: weewx. Even my mom downloaded it.
- “Will the whole thing freeze in January?”
- I taped a $3 hand-warmer pack inside the box during -16°F. Worked like a champ. Zero downtime.
- “SD cards die, right?”
- Every 18 months swap a fresh one. Stick a Sharpie reminder on your fridge.
Steal My Setup, Spread the Word
I uploaded a GitHub Gist of my exact wiring photos, part links, and the silly-simple config files. Zero flair, zero email capture. Copy/paste away.
My only ask? If you do build one, send a photo of your ugly contraption to your local farm-share list. My inbox lit up with Waffle Wednesdays messages last month; I made three new farming friends. That’s priceless.
Bottom line: Build once, farm smarter for years. My ice cream budget for Jules appreciates it.







