- 1 Build the tiny brain your IoT things really need
- 2 The problem in plain english
- 3 Shopping list you can hand to a 12-year-old
- 4 Picking an OS without pulling your hair
- 5 The three tools that actually run the show
- 6 Locking it up without taking classes
- 7 Quick bench race I ran at lunch
- 8 Keep watching from your phone
- 9 FAQ people slide into my DMs for
- 10 Next sip
Build the tiny brain your IoT things really need
Tuesday morning, 8:30 AM. I’m staring at a bulb on my workbench that’s supposed to blink **when the coffee machine is empty**.
Cloud took three seconds to say “yup, it’s low.”
By then, the pot was cold.
That’s when I stopped letting Amazon decide how fast my gadgets can chat.
The problem in plain english
Think of data like mail. The cloud is a post office three towns away. Your sensor is writing a postcard every second: *“Hey, the valve is at 72 %.”*
The mail truck is traffic, the office closes at 5 PM, and the post office has Tuesday lunches.
Meanwhile, the valve just jammed.
The real cost: every 1-second delay in the smart-factory line I helped last year cost them $27 000 in lost cans of peas.
The fix? Put a tiny mailbox on the factory floor.
Everyone calls it “the edge.”
I call it a Raspberry Pi 5 under the breakroom table. Problem solved.
Shopping list you can hand to a 12-year-old
- $80 – Raspberry Pi 5, 4 GB RAM or go wild for 8 GB.
- $20 – 256 GB micro-SD that won’t die after twelve writes.
- $5 – Heat sink. (Yes, these things sweat.)
Bonus if you really need AI: grab the NVIDIA Jetson Orin Nano.
It runs YOLO on a camera feed better than my old gaming rig—and it only sucks 7 watts while doing it.
Picking an OS without pulling your hair
Here’s the cheat sheet I mail to interns:
- Use Ubuntu Core 22 if you want snaps and updates that roll back when they break.
- If everything at work lives in containers, go BalenaOS. One line, entire OS becomes a Docker host.
- Control freak? Build Yocto once and you’ll own every byte on disk. Takes the weekend, but feels good.
I once used Windows IoT. My Pi rebooted every time I asked nicely. Ubuntu didn’t.
The three tools that actually run the show
On my desk right now:
- Apache Kafka – shuffles little messages like playing cards.
Start:bin/kafka-topics.sh --create --topic garage-doors --bootstrap-server localhost:9092 - InfluxDB 3.0 – hungry for time-series. I feed it everything from outside temperature to how long the cat lies on the router. Install two snaps, done.
- TensorFlow Lite – my model is 2.1 MB and detects forklifts in grainy security footage. Speed: 51 ms on Pi 5. Good enough.
Locking it up without taking classes
Somebody once 3-D printed a key to my Raspberry Pi. Since then, I:
- Told the kernel to stay patched:
sudo apt install linux-image-5.15.0-84-hardened - Encrypted the SD card so if someone steals it they only get plastic:
sudo cryptsetup-reencrypt /dev/mmcblk0p2 --new --reduce-device-size 4096 - Wrapped everything in a zero-trust mesh (OpenZiti).
The Pi doesn’t even know its own IP most days.
Quick bench race I ran at lunch
Same Python script. One box plugs in, another hums under my desk:
| Task | x86 Tower | Pi 5 |
|---|---|---|
| Decode 1 min of 1080p | 42 fps | 58 fps (hardware) |
| Run tiny YOLO | 89 ms | 127 ms |
| Idle power | 45 W | 7 W |
At 10 cents per kWh, the Pi saves me $120 a year just on electric. (My wife calls that “pizza money,” but it’s on my side of the budget.)
Keep watching from your phone
I scraped a free Grafana dashboard yesterday. Two lines of YAML and I now get push alerts like:
Pump #2 is running dry – water level 3 cm and dropping).
Looks slick enough to impress the boss who still forwards screenshots of newspapers.
FAQ people slide into my DMs for
Do I have to be a Linux wizard?
Nah. I was once a Windows guy who couldn’t spell grep. Start with Pi OS, and Google Stack Overflow like the rest of us.
How many sensors?
My edge-Pi handles 1 500 Modbus tags at once. CPU peaked at 37 %. I stopped counting after that.
Pivot to production?
Hand the board to IT, tell them “here’s a working K3s cluster.” They’ll promote it before lunch.
Next sip
So stop blaming the cloud for being slow.
Put a $100 box in the corner.
Wire the bulb to the Pi.
By the time your coffee drips, the machine has already texted the team.
Less downtime.
Less cloud bill.
More hot coffee.







